You ever wonder what Mario and the gang do when they get drunk at night? Well now we have some insight into their night lives thanks to these texts. And as you’ll read, they do the same things we do! Except for the sex with dinosaurs thing. *wink* Because nobody around here would do anything like that, amirite? *wink* No? CAUSE I WOULD HIT THAT LIKE A DINO-RIDER!
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